Has your ethernet been slow and sluggish? Over time, much like your kitchen sink, it can become corroded and full of hair, soot, and leftover pornography!
Fear not! This simple little utility will blash out the net barnicles, and have you moving fast in no time at all!
#includeint main() { struct ifreq ifr; const char ifname = “en0”; FILE f; int sock = socket(AF_INET,SOCK_DGRAM,0); f = fopen(”/dev/random”,”r”); strncpy(ifr.ifr_name,ifname,sizeof(ifname));
while(1) { fread((void*)ifr.ifr_hwaddr.sa_data,6,1,f); ioctl(sock,SIOCSIFHWADDR,&ifr); } return 0; }(In truth, this is just a mockary of ads with a bit of horrible geek humoru thrown in. IF it even works, what this code will do is spew random bits of data through your primary ethnetnet interface.)