I’ve been on the internet since the early 90s – heck, I’ve had THIS website up since ’98 (not really impressive, but still, about ten years).

Since my email address has been out there for so long, it’s always, always, always been getting spam. I’ve got several layers in place to quell it, but occasionally, some still gets through.

Normally, I just delete them, but this one is far too awesome to delete without keeping an archive:

THE WORLD SHALL BOW BEFORE MY PENISES MIGHT! I WILL CONQUER COUNTRIES ON MY GIRTH ALONE!