I know I’m years late – this was in vogue in 2001, back when people still thought LiveJournal was worth posting on.

I’ve just decided upon a new way to come up with a band name for anyone who wants to write whiny, pretentious lyrics with a backdrop of maybe two chords, and lots of crying.

Obtain a pamphlet for any “Bed and Breakfast”, and read the amenities.

Here’s a sample, from here:

“This beautiful Queen room has a private bathroom containing a bath and a shower. Robes and extra towels being provided for use in the spa and swimming pools. Holmes room is enhanced with a heater/fan, television, radio, refreshment facilities and an electric blanket. Breakfast, chosen from our menu, is served to you in the dining room or on the patio in Summer.”

Pick any three words in sequence; paying no attention to sentence construction.

“This Beautiful Queen”
“A Private Bathroom”
“Containing a Bath”
“Robes and Extra”
“Television Radio Refreshment”
“Electric Blanket Breakfast”
“Patio in Summer”

Any of these would make a perfect emo band name. You can’t take “Electric Blanket Breakfast”; that one’s mine.