Of course the only time you’d see a SAAB on TV is by a third party – GM never did anything to advertise, or keep the brand from becoming fairly lackluster.

Bridgestone surprised me when they made this ad in 2008 for the Superbowl:

And now, they’ve opted to use the 9-5 for another one:

Kind of sad that it takes a tire company to highlight what should have been considered one of your star vehicles. (C’mon, tell me that isn’t sexy!)

[Edit: Updated to a new working video for the second on November 12th, 2009]

I’m so glad that we’re bailing out a company that has as much concern about their consumers as the Cymothoa Exigua appears to have for it’s host.

First, a little backstory:

I purchased my car in 2008 from Allison Saab Mitsubishi of Reno, NV, and have to date had nothing but excellent experiences with them (aside from a 3 hour wait to replace the A-Arm covers due to a recall – but I guess it was their first done). It was a beautiful 9-5 with only 53 miles on it, cherry inside, and out (and still is inside).

In May of 2009, GM officially removed them as an authorized repair center, as well as their stock and parts. GM did this with no prior notification to either Allison Group, or anyone who purchased a vehicle through them – although they’ve been more than capable of pestering these recent buyers with biweekly surveys by both mail and telephone (the most recent conducted on June 1st at 7pm by a firm out of Canada).

My car was my ‘prestigious’ vehicle, and my first new – as such, I have done my best to keep it in great condition – I refused to drive it during the winter months (they salt and sand the roads), opting to use my old vehicle. When I finally opted to sell that one in April, my SAAB became my daily driver.

I work from a home office, and as such, have a short commute – my car has less than 4,000 miles.

I began noticing rather odd color changes/marks to my clear coat over the last month (the marks are not chips, they do not penetrate the clear coat, and the coat is still entirely smooth).

My car has been claybarred and carefully waxed to keep it in excellent shape. But this was enough for me to decided that upon my next visit (I’m about 500 miles until it’s time for another oil change), I’d have this paint issue looked at.

The last month’s heat combined with this month’s cold, and one of the tiny caps upon the bolt which cover the interior portion of the door above the interior handle release popped out, and will not reattach. The above listed issues, and a minor irritating squeak in the console became the catalyst for me to take my vehicle in for service.

Upon arriving, I was told that they could not look at my car, nor provide any warranty services. Out of loyalty to their customer, they did look at my paint, and stated that it was ‘odd’, and that they had not seen this issue before.

Upon returning home, I called GM (SAAB) Customer care, and was told that not only would anything from this days-prior-years-of-service dealer be denied for any warranty work, but that they would not even consider their assessment of the paint, either, but I could – at my own time and expense, take it to the nearest dealer (in Sacramento, CA – over 150 miles away, across the Sierra mountains) for one.

I have a brand new car with under 4,000 miles on it, defective paint, a squeaky console, and the nearest place I can even have it looked at is 2 hours away at best – and they’re not open on weekends.

My 4 year/50,000 mile warranty is only as good as I am able to use it – and my No-Charge Maintenance will cost me about $20 in gas, 300 miles of wear, and at least 4 hours of my time for an oil change.

I feel abandoned.

[Update: June 5th, 2009: It’s now started to make a ‘clicking’ noise in the console when I depress the brakes when in park, it sounds like a relay tripping. How the hell am I supposed to get this worked on? GM told me I could probably just drive it over for service – but since the nearest place is still 2 hours away and closed on the weekends, how am I meant to do that?]

[Update 2: June 25th, 2009: I was able to get the Sacramento dealership to diagnose it over the phone. Evidently, my solenoid has become noisy, but it’s a known issue.. however, “only annoying.”]

It’s strange sometimes how you find out about someone’s death.

Listening to my local ‘light jazz’ station while waxing the car yesterday, there was a blurb about Wayman Tisdale‘s next concert sets – some close enough for a drive.

I noted to myself ‘Good, he’s finally getting well,’ only to find that he died yesterday when I attempted to price tickets this morning.



Wayman had an interesting style, his more well-known, a remake of “Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now“. Sorry to see you go, Wayman.

I had to snap a picture of this for posterity. On a sub-digital channel of a local affiliate, they run old old old-old shows which are generally considered to be out of syndication, or cost nearly nothing (but free advertising spots) to run. Some of these are interesting, and others are actually amusing – and the likes of which never duplicated, such as “The Rockford Files.”

Immediately after Crisis (AKA Kraft Suspense Theatre), I spotted this gem:

100 knives for 100 dollars - straight to yew!


Yes, it’s an infomercial direct to us from TN.

This evening these enterprising individuals were selling 100 knifes for $100. Straight from their “Wharehouse”.

If you want an enormously oversized 6.2mpix image of it, it’s linked – please feel free to save it, as I did, for posterity, but do not hotlink the image. Thanks!

For the entire two of you who will ask “Why’s it so dark?”, I had the camera in “Stablizing mode”, which always forces the flash to be on; the automatic correction took out the rest of the TV, and the wall behind it!

Also, for Mother’s day, I thought I’d take ma out for lunch. It didn’t quite work out that way. I ended up doing some tree trimming with clippers AND hacksawing, bagging, dragging, cleaning up dead animal parts, and making no less than 200 gallons worth (why are garbage bags measured in gallons, anyhow?) of sagebrush and tumbleweeds to be re-greened at our local recycling dump.

Then, after I got home, I got to fix one leaky toilet (bad valve) by replacing the entire assembly. I ended up reusing that old flapper on a plastic/rubber guide to replace the one in the other toilet which has a rusted-out handle bar assembly. A quick hole through the plastic guide, a re-use of the clasp from the flap from the thos toilet, and a re-use of the overflow/bowl water guide from the replaced model slipped over the rusted-out end of the arm assembly, and they both work perfectly for a whole $16.32.