I’ve been on the internet since the early 90s – heck, I’ve had THIS website up since ’98 (not really impressive, but still, about ten years).

Since my email address has been out there for so long, it’s always, always, always been getting spam. I’ve got several layers in place to quell it, but occasionally, some still gets through.

Normally, I just delete them, but this one is far too awesome to delete without keeping an archive:

THE WORLD SHALL BOW BEFORE MY PENISES MIGHT! I WILL CONQUER COUNTRIES ON MY GIRTH ALONE!

We do hope you enjoy your flight. There will be turbulence, as we SIGHUP the FTP server for ANY ACCOUNT CHANGE, so please ensure you are using an FTP client that supports the “RESUME” property.

Thank you for flying Bob Parsons’ Air!

I saw this, and couldn’t help but laugh:

There’s no real way to open this post. Just… click it. There are no words for this... just stick with it for a full 45 seconds, and see if you’re not laughing by the time it’s over. Best ’07 to you all!