I’ve heard these are all the rage, and shave at least ten years off of your intellectual profile..

• You scored higher than 99% on darkness.
• You scored higher than 99% on spontaneity.
• You scored higher than 99% on vulgarity.

Oh my, it’s true. Everyone my age is dead, or doesn’t waste their time on tests like this. That, or nobody laughs about someone who passed out drunk, and had a marker moustache drawn upon them. :(